What will Dad have to tweet about this...?

No news: Donald Trump Jr with wife Vanessa and his father

Alas, rumours of spousal strife that have swirled round Donald Trump’s firstborn – named, with complete unpredictability by his sociopathically egotistical father, Donald Trump Jr – and wife Vanessa have crystallised into fact: despite the evident happiness on show in the pictures taken on their special day that in no way resembles an Appalachian incest wedding with a better budget, the couple are to part. Vanessa has filed for an uncontested divorce (meaning there will be no dispute over custody of the couple’s five children or division of marital assets) in a New York court. Close watchers of the US legal system and the profound dysfunction of generations of Trumps in Manhattan are sure that this will all be wrapped up quickly and gracefully. There will be nothing to see here, for sure. Everyone will be thinking of the children and not tweeting whatever pugilistic vitriol about either party comes into his mind between cheeseburgers in the Oval Office. Move along, now.