I think I’m starting to warm to Stormy Daniels
The porn star Stormy Daniels won’t bring down President Trump with the interview she gave to CBS’S 60
Minutes, in which she said she was threatened after trying to sell her story.
Donald’s fans might actually admire the good ol’ boy for allegedly having sex with Stormy (she claims she beat his bare bottom with a magazine with his face on the cover). However, the fact that said tryst is said to have taken place shortly after Melania gave birth could prove disastrous. Hell hath no fury like a woman whose husband cheats on her when she’s still breastfeeding. Hollywood Life reports that Melania is so angry, she cannot bear to look at her husband. Not that the First Lady seemed that keen on him before Stormy’s intervention.
You haven’t understood the phrase “look daggers” until you’ve seen the pickaxe glint in the Slovenian’s eyes. Nor will Melania’s mood have been improved by the contention from former Playmate of the Year, Karen Mcdougal, that she had a long affair with Trump, including sex at the family home in Trump Tower. Another allegation that Trump hotly denies.
While the president returned to Washington after the weekend, Melania stayed put in Florida with their 12-year-old son Barron. Her spokesman tweeted that Melania “was focused on being a Mom”. Uh-oh.
I think we can discount the rumour that the spectacular Melania was constructed in a Russian laboratory and is an undercover robot loyal to Vladimir Putin. But if she files for divorce, she could certainly destroy the president.
Meanwhile, I can’t help warming to the outspoken Stormy. Asked if she found Trump attractive, she replied: “Would you?”
Better still is the allegation that reaches me from an American friend-of-afriend who shared an apartment with Stormy after she broke up with her husband. The woman claims Stormy told her Trump had penis enlargement surgery.
As if! I’m sure the Trump Tower needs no cosmetic help. Could that be among Stormy’s “more details to come”? I dread to think.