ARE YOU MARRIED TO A MAMIL?

Endless brown boxes turn up on the doorstep marked ‘Wiggle’.

You see him riding a new bike which he says he is “looking after for a friend”.

He tries to persuade you the Tour de France is interesting.

Dinner party conversations revolve around whether Bradley Wiggins is really a doper.

He turns up in public wearing the equivalent of a mankini.

He misses the children’s birthday parties in favour of cycling sportives.

You slip on an oil slick because he insists on cleaning his pride and joy in the kitchen.

He shaves his legs more often than you do.