Clear for take-off
sir – Instructions delivered with Marjorie Richardson’s fridge-freezer caution against “storing live animals” in it (Letters. August 17).
The aircraft in which I used to fly in the RAF has a notice on the rear of the pilots’ seats stating: “This seat must face forward for take-off and landing.”
Luckily, they always did. Ken Cotton
Metheringham, Lincolnshire
sir – The flip-flops I ordered online arrived with the warning: “Do not eat”. Ali Williams
Royston, Hertfordshire
sir – A drill bought in Britain by my husband came with instructions in seven or eight languages.
The first was labelled “Australian”. Hilary Phillips
London W5
sir – My Amazon order for rat poison informed me that the item was available gift-wrapped. Naomi Parkes
Salisbury, Wiltshire