LOUD EATERS

There’s no one particularly at Colchester that gets on my nerves with this – I wouldn’t want to name and shame them anyway – but eating loudly is so annoying.

We all know how good the food is so we don’t need to hear about it from your mouth, just keep it to yourself! To me, there’s nothing more annoying than sitting next to someone who is chomping down their food. The FLP says: Unless you name and shame, Sam, they will continue to savour every mouthful I’m afraid.