Team mates

The Football League Paper - - CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS -

Best mate at the club? Dan Gard­ner and Char­lie Raglan. We only met when they both signed last year, but we get on re­ally well. We stay in the same house on Fri­day nights be­fore games and sit around and play FIFA or watch films. Last to buy din­ner? Sam Hird is easily the tight­est. He re­ally doesn’t like get­ting his wal­let out what­so­ever. The FIFA king? Char­lie’s not bad and Dan’s al­right, but they don’t come close to me. I’m def­i­nitely the king. I play with Barcelona, which is cheat­ing I sup­pose, but I’m win­ning so who cares?! Worst dressed? Char­lie Raglan. Easy. He’s cur­rently wear­ing a pair of those white slip­pers that go with the dress­ing gown from a ho­tel. He must have nicked them when we were on an away trip. He’s also got a pair of brown leather boots which got so much abuse that he never wore them again. Dress­ing room DJ? Ol­lie Banks, but he’s get­ting sacked be­cause we’ve been lis­ten­ing to the same thing for about two years now. I think we’re go­ing to get Syl­vain Ebanks-Blake to take over. I drive up with him and he’s got some good beats. The most skil­ful? Gboly Ariy­ibi. Dan Gard­ner loves a nut­meg in train­ing, but Gboly is just al­ways throw­ing stepovers. Late for train­ing? Ar­mand Gnan­duil­let spends his life pay­ing fines for turn­ing up late. I don’t know how he man­ages. Teacher’s pet? Sam Hird played for the boss [Dean Saun­ders] back at Don­caster Rovers so they’re pretty close. The sea­son is just start­ing, but he seems to get on with the gaffer the best. Best cook? I think Dan Gard­ner loves cook­ing, but that’s only judg­ing by the fact he likes wear­ing slip­pers and an apron! First on the dance floor? Sam Clu­cas has just signed for Hull City, but he re­ally loved bust­ing a move. Eoin Doyle was pretty good be­fore he left too. Looks like all the dancers are leav­ing, so we might be a bit short on movers and shakers this year. Most likely to dis­grace them­selves at the Christ­mas party? Ian Evatt al­ways goes home early, which is a dis­grace in my eyes! He does his Hou­dini act and just dis­ap­pears. We al­ways look for him af­ter mid­night but he’s long gone, Cin­derella-style. The worst tat­too? Sam Clu­cas again. He’s got a camel on his toe, which is pretty aw­ful. I think Daniel Jones has his own name on his back like on the back of his shirt. All it’s miss­ing is the num­ber. Never puts their phone down? Ev­ery­body these days. But Ar­mand Gnan­duil­let is never off it, talk­ing away in French to some­one or other. Loves a sun bed? Ol­lie Banks al­ways turns up pretty or­ange. I think he must have a sun bed in his house. Go­ing to make the best man­ager? Ritchie Humphreys, be­cause he’s been around the game for years and he’s got great football knowl­edge. He’s got a solid head on his shoul­ders and he’s re­ally ap­proach­able.

Dan Gard­ner

Gboly Ariy­ibi

Ch­ester­field winger

Jay O’Shea -

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