Team mates

The Football League Paper - - CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS - Steve­nage mid­fielder

Steven Schu­macher -

Best mate at the club? I hon­estly get on with ev­ery­one here, so there’s no best mate to speak of. They’re a great bunch and I’ve en­joyed it here ever since I ar­rived last sum­mer. Last to buy din­ner? There are a few of them, I’m afraid, but I’m go­ing to have to say Ron­nie Henry is the worst. He never has any money in his pocket and he al­ways goes to the toi­let when it’s his round or says “I’ll get it lads, but I’ve only got my card – oh no, I haven’t even got my card.” FIFA King? It’s got to be one of the young lads be­cause they have noth­ing bet­ter to do! Some­one like Ryan John­son is prob­a­bly pretty good. He’s only 19 so there are no kids and no mis­sus to stress him out. Worst dressed? Chris Day, the goal­keeper. He’s al­most 41 years of age and gen­uinely still dresses like he’s 19. He wears hood­ies, jeans with paint all over them, high-top train­ers – all sorts of stuff. He just doesn’t dress his age and he re­ally should. Dress­ing room DJ? We leave that to the fit­ness coach, Dan Barnes, and he plays a lot of dance mu­sic. He’s a per­sonal trainer and he’s al­ways got a de­cent playlist on his phone, full of tunes to get you pumped up. We leave it to him get things go­ing. Late for train­ing? Aaron O’Con­nor hasn’t been here too long, but he scrapes in ev­ery day, al­ways with about a minute to go. It’s pure lazi­ness as he can’t get out of bed in the morn­ing. But, for the most part, he gets there in the nick of time. Teacher’s pet? Def­i­nitely Char­lie Lee. He loves a bit of brown-nos­ing. Any­where the man­ager is, you can bet Char­lie Lee is closely fol­low­ing be­hind. Worst Cook? Jack Jebb couldn’t cook beans on toast if he tried. You don’t want him mak­ing your din­ner if you can avoid it. First on the dance floor? David McAl­lis­ter is gen­er­ally the joker of the squad. He has some hor­ror moves on the dance floor but he’s not afraid to bring them out in a hurry. Most likely to dis­grace them­selves at the Christ­mas party? McAl­lis­ter again – he gets up to all sorts of stuff. I’d bet­ter not say what, but let’s just say he’s not to be trusted! Worst tat­too? Ron­nie Henry again. He’s got a pan­ther on his calf, or at least that’s what I think it is – it must be some sort of pan­ther, cat or kit­ten. Ei­ther way, it’s hor­ri­ble. Par­tial to a sunbed? Jack Jebb is so or­ange, it’s un­be­liev­able. It’s ei­ther reg­u­lar trips to the sun bed or he is putting on make-up ev­ery morn­ing. His face is com­pletely or­ange. Go­ing to make the best man­ager? Me! I’d like to think I would be quite good at that sort of thing and, hope­fully, the lads would agree.

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