NAUGHTY OR NICE?

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IAIN LEE believes Ant McPartlin “may never come back” to showbiz as he discussed the presenter’s future career. The TalkRadio DJ proclaimed “addiction is an illness”. Yes, it’s true McPartlin has cancelled all upcoming work commitments and taken himself off to rehab but that’s a far cry from stepping out of the business altogether. Lee seems a little too keen to grab a headline.

CANNON AND BALL scared the world this week when they appeared on Lorraine, four decades after they first hit TV screens. But we can rest easy: the reunion was a one-off.

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STORMY DANIELS Is it possible to get too much of the American porn star? OK, her claims that she once had sex with Donald Trump aren’t going to make the slightest bit of difference to his political standing – those who vote for Trump could care less about morality – but Miss Stormy has revealed she once whacked the President on the bahookie with a magazine bearing his own picture. This now offers the world the trivia question: which Pres in the history of America can claim to have kissed his own backside?

NIGEL HAVERS is set for a return to Coronation Street, playing one of the soap’s best villains. Perhaps he’s so convincing because Havers admits his rascals aren’t too far removed from himself.