Charity jungle

BRASS neck of the week award goes to failed celebrity and former Scottish Labour leader Kezia Dugdale. The Lothians MSP yesterday boasted she had donated £7,500 to charity as a result of going on reality TV to drink blended animal parts. But a third of that was the salary she got for being an MSP while not actually being an MSP, and the rest was a fraction of her £85,000 package for three weeks in the sun. What did her spin doctor Alan Roden used to say about the gig? “Promoting Labour values.” Obviously New Labour values.