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The Jewish Chronicle - - LIFE -

IF proof were needed that the world is in moral de­cay, this is surely it. Af­ter all, how can any­one be safe when the hal­lowed bagel — a sta­ple that unites so many — is weaponised?

Ear­lier this week, a quiet Great North­ern train out of Lon­don de­scended into chaos, and a full-on brawl, when a group of rowdy pas­sen­gers started plac­ing bagels on fel­low trav­ellers’ heads. Bread was hurled, chants were sung, Twit­ter went into melt­down telling tales of #BagelGate and, soon enough, the po­lice were called to con­trol the car­nage.

At least they had snacks on hand; anar­chy can re­ally work up an ap­petite.

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