PLAYER PROFILE

Age: 29

Lives: Chiswick, London Occupation: Sports communications

Nicknames: Quinny or 2 tin Quinn Team supported: Manchester United

Position: Striker

Previous clubs: Notts Uni, Manchester Maccabi, MGS, Bury FC Status: In an open relationship (the missus and football)

Likes: Sitting on a bench (I do it every week), oh and playing for the best Jewish football club in all the land Dislikes: Sitting on a bench Football idol: Cristiano Ronaldo What boots do I wear: Nike T90s Best five a side team played with: Leor Sidle, Michael Sacks, Alex Lee, Toby Levy, Adam Stevens Famous lookalike: Graziano Pellè ... or Mick McCarthy after a night out Favourite ground: Hadley - we effectively won the league there Favourite food: Fillet steak (medium rare) with St. Lucian banana ketchup. Trust me! Favourite kosher restaurant: I said I live in Chiswick!

Favourite holiday destination: New York

Favourite film: It’s obviously not Ghost with Patrick Swayze Favourite Car: Audi R8

Actual car: The Sky shuttle bus Big match preparation: Trying to sort out a lift from Chiswick

Worst dressed team-mate: On the pitch, Dave Cohen in his tights. Off the pitch, Harvey Kaye (it’s not really but he could do with the press!) Dream date: May 26, 1999 (look it up if you don’t know why)

Career highlight: Lobbing the Hendon keeper in the 119th minute of the Morrison final - taking Oakwood to penalties (we lost on penalties and I missed)

Most embarrassing moment: Taking off my top at a wedding after having a little bit too much to drink. I was mortified for weeks Claim to fame: Switching numbers with boxing announcer Michael

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One regret: Everything happens for a reason

Motto: Last at the bar, first on the beach. I taught this to Ric Blank (he now lives by it) Studs or blades: Studs all day Bagels or rye bread: Bagels Shwarma or Falafel: Shwarma