Jezza’s date with smiling assassin

THERESA MAY put one over on hapless Jeremy Corbyn even before the Thatcherstyle handbagging she meted out to him at her first Prime Minister’s Questions. As she approached the Commons chamber for the big event, the Labour leader bowled up to her, saying: ‘Hello, PM – are you looking forward to this?’ ‘I am,’ purred Mrs May before breaking into a menacing smile and saying: ‘But are you?’ BORIS Johnson’s exotic ancestry gave him pangs of conscience during the EU referendum campaign as fellow Brexit campaigners raised warnings about Turkey joining the Union. Leave campaigners had to put up with the future Foreign Secretary mentioning that he had Turkish blood. During one key strategy summit, he clasped his head in his hands and wailed: ‘Oh no! What are we doing to Johnny Turk today?’