Can Ed finally strike a chord on Strictly?

DOG hopes Ed Balls’s new bid to soften his bruiser image by appearing on Strictly fares better than the last such attempt. After boasting he had taken up the piano, Balls was interviewed by LBC Radio’s Iain Dale, who suddenly produced an electric keyboard and invited him to play live on air. Ed duly knocked out a few mangled chords. Who arranged the secret ‘Joanna’? Time for Dog to confess…