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comments about newly bearded Michael Gove’s, ahem, profile in shorts are not first time he has been involved in below-the-belt speculation. A young Gove once enraged Mick Jagger by joking about his tackle after they stood next to each other at a urinal at an Oxford University event. When Gove asked for a lift back to London, Jagger snarled: ‘In the f****** boot.’ And Gove’s wife Sarah says: ‘It wasn’t Michael’s big heart that first attracted me.’