SOMEONE

should tell Ed Vaizey that now he’s been sacked as Arts Minister, he can stop pretending to be down with the kids. Dog hears that Vaizey, 48, is still planning to attend next month’s Grime music awards and rub shoulders with rapper Bugzy Malone, composer of grime classics such as Watch Your Mouth and Relegation Riddim – which sounds like what Theresa May did to Ed in last month’s reshuffle.