Boris’s new cut is a bald move

BORIS JOHNSON’S diplomatic ditching of his dishevelled hairdo to mark his debut Commons speech as Foreign Secretary in the Aleppo debate has one downside: Dog’s lofty vantage point in the Press Gallery revealed a looming bald patch on Bozza’s bonce. No wonder he is always ruffling his tresses: it’s his version of the Donald Trump Comb-Over…

THERESA MAY never had much in common with Michael Gove and George Osborne. When the pair urged her to watch the psycho-sexual history fantasy TV series Game Of Thrones earlier this year, Her ‘Mayjesty’ imperiously replied: ‘Sorry, I’m more of an Antiques Roadshow person, thank you very much.’

ACERBIC Labour MP Conor McGinn, who quit as a party whip last week after Jeremy Corbyn sacked his boss, Rosie Winterton – famed for her kinky boots and feud with Corbyn’s ex-lover Diane Abbott – is due to become a dad within days. Ulsterman McGinn says: ‘Given the state of the party, I feel like taking paternity leave until 2020.’