Baroness Stiletto sashays into Lords

A WELCOME touch of glamour will be added to the Lords on Tuesday when David Cameron’s slinky half-French spin doctor Gabrielle Bertin, left – a key figure in his EU Remain campaign – takes her place on the benches as Baroness Bertin of Battersea. Asked for suggestions for Baroness Gabby’s coat of arms, a non-PC male Tory pal joked: ‘A pair of stilettos and a fleur-de-lis draped over the EU flag would do the trick!’

UNDER attack for the Marmite price rise, perhaps food giant Unilever will use its Marmite-style marketing expert, ‘Tatler Tory’ Mark Clarke, to woo public support. He was accused of bullying Conservative activist Elliott Johnson before his suicide last year and sexually harassing women activists on the Election trail. As one Tory MP said: ‘To say Clarke is like Marmite is only half true...’