Craig’s title fright...

AT A launch party for Craig Oliver’s memoir, Unleashing Demons, David Cameron’s former spin doctor said he got a shock after Googling ‘books’ and ‘unleashing’. ‘There are lots of books with ‘unleashing’ in the title: “Unleashing His Bear”, “Unleashing His Tiger” and all sorts of unleashings which have nothing to do with Brexit...’

IT WAS handbags at ten paces when Keith Vaz, the Labour MP mired in a rent boy scandal, came face to face with his Tory nemesis Andrew Bridgen – both Leicestershire MPs – at a Commons reception to promote the county’s fine food and produce. ‘Vaz tried to get me to pose for a picture with him,’ fumes Bridgen. ‘Of course I refused.’ Strangely, Vaz has no recollection of the photographic bust-up.

SELFIE queen Karen Danczuk’s estranged priapic husband, MP Simon Danczuk, is sick and tired of people asking him about reports that he had sex with a young woman on a desk in his office. Dog is happy to put the record straight. ‘It never happened,’ says misunderstood Danczuk. ‘Anyhow, it would be dangerous. You might get pricked by a stapler!’ Quite.