You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

I feel spooked when I see myself looking much younger on screen. It’s creepy and sad.

Dame Maggie Smith assures me she won’t be watching her 1969 hit The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie again. If you did want to talk to me about mental health you would have to ask me, “How am I standing up today after 32 years of public life”. The Duchess of York grumbles at the launch of Nanette Newman’s The Importance Of Being Ernest The Earwig – and forgets that the Queen has had 91 years in the spotlight! Simon likes to impersonate a cat. If Amanda or I say anything about another female, he says, “Meow.” Alesha Dixon, right, reveals that Simon Cowell can get quite camp behind the scenes of BGT. I never thought I’d become a mother. Biology wasn’t working for me, when I tried. I had 19 IVFs and I lost three babies.

Trinny Woodall tells me about the difficulties she had conceiving her daughter Lyla, who was born after the fashionista had turned 39. The secret to my health? I meditate every single day. Sir Kenneth Branagh shares his zen master advice for staying fit. Julian is a great script writer and book writer, and if he has an idea for a musical, I am very interested. Andrew Lloyd Webber hints to me at the recent Olivier Awards about another hit collaboration with Julian Fellowes. I am very angry with the Conservative Party. I voted for them at the last Election in 2015 but I would never vote for them again. Actor and national treasure John

Standing tells me how Brexit has driven him away from the Tories.