You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

I am still waiting for people to tell me I was famous. I’m recognised, but Pink Floyd never had the screaming girls that Jagger and Bowie got… regrettably. Pink Floyd drummer Nick Mason admits to me at his V&A exhibition that one thing was lacking from the band’s fanbase.

People always think I did Eurovision but that was Bonnie Tyler! Actress Bonnie Langford tells me why she avoided Eurovision last night.

I read that just half a glass of wine a day can add seven hours to your life. I’ve worked out that I’m going to live to 179. Author Joseph Connolly explains to me why he’s excited by the latest medical news.

I started a whole new genre of celebrity that no one had ever seen before. Nowadays, it’s so easy to get famous. Paris Hilton, right, insists she’s the pioneer of pointless fame.

I’m glad you’re here to talk to, I don’t know who half these people are that keep saying hello to me. Not a clue. I just nod and smile. Interior designer Nicky Haslam confesses to me at the Ivy Chelsea summer garden party that the guests left him clueless.

I played the Lady of the Lake because I was the only person with the time to sit six metres down in a tank for six hours. I am a good wife!

Jacqui Ritchie reveals to me at the premiere of husband Guy’s film King Arthur how she secured her role.