It’s Comandante Jezza

JEREMY CORBYN tried to flex his new-found political muscles at his first Shadow Cabinet meeting after his Election ‘victory’. ‘He came over all “chief comandante” by ordering everyone to do three days a week minimum at Westminster and one day spreading the Left word in the country,’ whispered Dog’s mole. ‘Problem is, he still sounds less Fidel Castro and more geography supply teacher who doesn’t know where the school loos are.’