Chaos is capped by F-word blast

AS IF Theresa May did not have enough to deal with during her motorway pile-up of a speech, she had to endure the gasps of horror and laughter coming from broadcasters based behind her podium. When the ‘f’ fell off the slogan behind her, a collective shout of ‘****’ went up from the pit (clue: it begins with the same letter) – and a Tory goon had to be dispatched to silence them.