High heels gave Kylie her perfect bottom – all I got was bunions

KYLIE MINOGUE’S legendary bottom was back in the news this week when she slapped down internet trolls who – falsely – claimed recent pictures of her had been Photoshopped. Kylie once told our own Event mag that she acquired her perfect posterior by wearing high heels all the time. Well I’ve tried high heels, too, Kylie (if not your lamé gold hot pants, left) and all they’ve given me is backache and bunions…