You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

I was performing in front of Prince Philip and my flies came undone. Afterwards he said, ‘Don’t worry, the same thing happened to me once, dear boy. I was playing polo and I suddenly felt a breeze.’ Ballet dancer Wayne Sleep reveals at the ITV Gala how the Duke of Edinburgh put him at ease after a very embarrassing wardrobe malfunction.

My advice for Simon? Wear flats, because those heels don’t work. X Factor’s Louis Walsh takes a cheeky swipe at Simon Cowell’s penchant for high-heeled men’s shoes after his recent horror fall down some stairs.

When you have a buggy in the street, people just part the way for you. It makes me feel like Jesus. A lovely turn of phrase from new mum Paloma Faith, right, when we met at the Music Industry Trust Awards – but is she getting Moses and the Messiah mixed up?

I got a letter saying, ‘We need to cast a character who is a washed-up, narcissistic and unpleasant ex-star. We thought of you.’

Hugh Grant tells me of the charming way he was approached to play the villain in the new Paddington film.

I’ve been blacklisted from Uber because, after drinking one night, I made my driver go all over LA looking for an open branch of Taco Bell. Then I ordered so much food it exploded over the back seat. Singer Nicole Scherzinger explains in messy detail why she’s now forced to rely on hailing cabs the old fashioned way.

I saw a headline saying ‘Brown: pre-publication record sales’ and I thought, ‘This is amazing.’ Of course, it was Dan Brown. Former PM Gordon Brown’s hopes of mega-sales for his memoirs were painfully short-lived.