You won’t BE­LIEVE what they tell me!

The Mail on Sunday - - Girl About Town -

I was per­form­ing in front of Prince Philip and my flies came un­done. Af­ter­wards he said, ‘Don’t worry, the same thing hap­pened to me once, dear boy. I was play­ing polo and I sud­denly felt a breeze.’ Bal­let dancer Wayne Sleep re­veals at the ITV Gala how the Duke of Edinburgh put him at ease af­ter a very em­bar­rass­ing wardrobe mal­func­tion.

My ad­vice for Si­mon? Wear flats, be­cause those heels don’t work. X Fac­tor’s Louis Walsh takes a cheeky swipe at Si­mon Cow­ell’s pen­chant for high-heeled men’s shoes af­ter his re­cent hor­ror fall down some stairs.

When you have a buggy in the street, peo­ple just part the way for you. It makes me feel like Je­sus. A lovely turn of phrase from new mum Paloma Faith, right, when we met at the Mu­sic In­dus­try Trust Awards – but is she get­ting Moses and the Mes­siah mixed up?

I got a let­ter say­ing, ‘We need to cast a char­ac­ter who is a washed-up, nar­cis­sis­tic and un­pleas­ant ex-star. We thought of you.’

Hugh Grant tells me of the charm­ing way he was ap­proached to play the vil­lain in the new Paddington film.

I’ve been black­listed from Uber be­cause, af­ter drink­ing one night, I made my driver go all over LA look­ing for an open branch of Taco Bell. Then I or­dered so much food it ex­ploded over the back seat. Singer Ni­cole Scherzinger ex­plains in messy de­tail why she’s now forced to rely on hail­ing cabs the old fash­ioned way.

I saw a head­line say­ing ‘Brown: pre-pub­li­ca­tion record sales’ and I thought, ‘This is amaz­ing.’ Of course, it was Dan Brown. For­mer PM Gor­don Brown’s hopes of mega-sales for his mem­oirs were painfully short-lived.

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