You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

I was nicknamed Daphne and Davinia at school because I wore a silk dressing gown. At stage school I was nicknamed Eskimo Princess, and I like to go by that now.

David Walliams tells me his unique style has earned him some unusual nicknames. It’s great moving in together, though she has so many clothes, they actually have their own room.

Spencer Matthews from Made In Chelsea is meant to be posh, but he told me at The Sun’s Military Awards that he’d never heard of dressing rooms until he met girlfriend Vogue Williams. I look like a cupcake Well, Jessica Chastain, right, did look good enough to eat when we met at the Molly’s Game premiere. Being famous has its advantages. I broke down in the pouring rain and my husband was useless. But a passing cyclist saw me at the side of the road, shouted my name and changed the f lat tyre for us!

Mary Berry explains why she’ll never have to join the RAC. At school I was never really a f ilm fan and I didn’t think I wanted to do acting as a job. I still don’t really. I’m a total charlatan in the business.

Hugh Grant’s confession makes me wonder how successful he could have been if he’d tried. My parents still can’t tell me and Kylie apart. Not at all. When we call, we both say, “Hi, it’s me” and let them try to work it out.

Dannii Minogue assures me that her voice is just the same as sister Kylie’s – until they start singing.