You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

I think we should get danger money for having to work at Parliament. There are three f ires a week at the moment! Lib Dem peer David Steel reveals the risks our leaders run these days as the Palace of Westminster is being renovated – though I gather their last fire was caused by burnt toast!

What makes me really angry is people asking if you are all right in a restaurant. I think, “If I was not ****ing all right I would tell you! Just leave me alone. Don’t come over, and don’t f ill up my wine glass – I will do it.” Ten years of playing the ultimate diva in Ab Fab has clearly rubbed off on Jennifer Saunders.

Even though they seem fun, all these parties can get really exhausting. There are so many of them, and I don’t want to miss out on any, so always end up going back to my hotel feeling beat up. My sympathies to fellow party girl Rita Ora, right – FOMO is a killer!

De Niro likes a party… but because he’s getting on a bit, he’d have a nap between clubs. We’d wake him up again and then go into the next one! Hugh Grant reveals how Robert De Niro managed to keep up with the younger lads on their club nights in London.

The secret to never getting old is to not say you’re old. Don’t agree when people tell you you’re getting on. Former Strictly stalwart Len

Goodman reveals at the Oldie of the Year awards how he dances around any suggestion that he’s getting a bit long in the tooth.