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Government has defended its new suicide prevention Minister, Jackie Doyle-Price, after she said – in 2014 – she would ‘sooner jump off Beachy Head’ than join Ukip. This was deemed ‘unacceptable’ by Labour. As celebrities and political figures are finding, their enemies have become skilled at hunting for offensive tweets, however ancient. Some call these snoopers ‘offence archaeologists’. ‘Saddos’ seems more fitting.