QUOTES of the week

‘Stupid woman.’

Jeremy Corbyn causes outrage with his criticism of Theresa May – he later claimed he said ‘stupid people’.

‘Hello, I think I’ve won a few quid.’

Andrew Clark’s call to Lottery chiefs after realising he had been sitting on a £76 million jackpot ticket for six weeks.

‘It really was a dream for us all as a family to do something different. For us to get out of the slums.’

F1 star Lewis Hamilton insults his home town of Stevenage.

‘There’s been more backstabbing than we have in Albert Square.’

EastEnders star Danny Dyer delivers his verdict on the ‘shambles’ at Westminster during his Alternative Christmas Message.

‘Who’s to say she doesn’t like to get a bit raunchy.’

Emily Blunt reveals why she tried to make Mary Poppins ‘sassy’.

‘I’m supporting Donald Trump. I’m doing as enthusiastically as I can given the fact that I think he’s a terrible human being.’

New White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney’s description of his boss – revealed for the first time – in the run-up to the US election.

‘Even the policeman on the door looked surprised.’

Jacob Rees-Mogg after being called to No 10 for clear-the-air talks with the Prime Minister.

‘I am pretty confident in the bedroom but there is one thing I haven’t tried before. I can’t do duvets. Too hot.’

Actor Nigel Havers on his pet hate.

‘I am in good biblical company along with Joseph, Moses, Daniel and his three Hebrew friends who were each found guilty by the courts.’

Labour MP Fiona Onasanya after being convicted of perverting the course of justice.