QUOTES of the week

‘I’ve got another old fella across the pond who might want a little tickle.’ World heavyweight boxing champion Tyson Fury sets up an enticing all-British showdown with Anthony Joshua after defeating Deontay Wilder in Las Vegas. ‘It’s been the holiday from hell, honestly.’ Hannah Green, one of the Britons confined to their Tenerife hotel room first by a sandstorm and then by an outbreak of coronavirus. ‘Sue, you’re shouting at tea.’ Yorkshire Tea’s social media manager responds to one of the Twitter users enraged that Chancellor Rishi Sunak was pictured using the company’s product. ‘Movies, that was his living, but there was a rape factory – that’s what the business was behind the scenes.’ Actress Rose McGowan, one of Harvey Weinstein’s victims, after the Hollywood mogul was found guilty of rape and sexual assaults. ‘I’ve not bought clothes for ten years. I do the thing of mending and making do.’ TV presenter Konnie Huq reveals her frugal side – she also wore this dress in 2010. ‘I don’t intend to dwell further on the details and the personalities… the Cummings and goings if you will.’ Ex-Chancellor Sajid Javid, who left the Cabinet in acrimonious circumstances, mocks the Prime Minister’s senior aide, Dominic Cummings, during his resignation speech. ‘Every film-maker who has a bad guy in their movie that’s supposed to be a secret wants to murder me right now.’ Star Wars director Rian Johnson after revealing that Apple will only allow good guys to carry iPhones in films. ‘If I’m not the bestlooking actor at 84, I’ll eat my Equity card.’ Sixties heart-throb Jess Conrad says age hasn’t diminished his appearance.