QUOTES of the week

‘Why does the G7 summit look like the dads and uncles at the end of a wedding who had 35 Heinekens and are accosting the photographer while their wives tell them their taxi is outside?’

A Twitter critic pokes fun at G7 leaders who posed tieless for photos at the summit.

‘My wife looks pretty with her clothes on – less so without.’

Robert Davies’ quip to planners on why they shouldn’t fell a tree outside his £4million home. Needless to say, his wife Priscila did not find the joke funny.

‘E Wa Woo Wa.’

Dame Judi Dench recalls how actor Edward Woodward’s name once appeared at the Garrick Theatre after some of the marquee lights failed.

‘Let’s channel our inner Mick Lynch.’

GP Jacqueline Appleby cites the rail union leader as she urges doctors to take action over a new contract that forces Saturday working.

‘I still want to get wolf whistles in my 70s and I don’t care how sexist that is.’ Amanda Holden says she enjoys attention when she walks down a street.

‘We’ve got more Prime Ministers than you.’

Etonians taunt their Harrow rivals as the schools play out what could be their final match at Lord’s.

‘I know Dominic Raab is a karate black belt and everything – but I’ve got my kung fu pandas on and I’m ready!

Labour’s Deputy Leader Angela Rayner wears novelty shoes as she stands in at PMQs in the Commons.

‘Sorry for the buzz kill, guys.’

French tennis star Caroline Garcia addresses Centre Court fans at Wimbledon after dashing the dreams of Emma Raducanu.

‘I’d still take a bullet for him.’

Former Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone is widely condemned for supporting Russian president Vladimir Putin, calling him ‘sensible’ and a ‘first-class person’.