Chester demoted My life is a mess Here’s to next season Of this I’ll see less…

Goodbye to Aldershot A military town I won’t be there Coz we’re going down

Welcome back Barnet The Bees at The Hive A shame we went down It’s a ten-minute drive

Farewell to Barrow The back of beyond Their fans send in letters Calling me pond

Bye Boreham Wood Home of Eastenders Also a Wimpy And money lenders

A return for Braintree Known as The Iron If I said that I’ll miss it I would be lying

Adios Bromley Where they serve San Miguel The Wetherspoons is huge A vision of hell

Harsh times for Chesterfield Their spire is bent Sad I won’t see it To the North we’ve been sent

Dagenham & Redbridge A long way to go Deep into Essex On a tube that is slow

Dover Athletic The garden of Kent On High Speed 1 Much money was spent

Good riddance Eastleigh A mess of a ground A waterlogged pitch Was all that we found

No trip to Ebbsfleet Always a treat A quick train from Stratford And then a defeat

I won’t be at Fylde Who play on the coast I’ll be at home Buttering my toast

A long way to Gateshead Next to The Toon We flew there one season But now we’ve gone doon

Halifax Town Still at The Shay No more days out At the home of speedway

Welcome to Harrogate Railway or Town? None of my business We’re going down

Hartlepool United Victoria Park I’ll be at home Sat in the dark

Hello to Havant Waterlooville too Where that is I haven’t a clue

Leyton Orient A decent ground But so it should be For 20 pound

Maidenhead United I hardly knew thee We scored nil And you bagged three

Maidstone United A plastic pitch For Chester’s finest Travel’s a bitch

Promotion for Salford Thanks for your bosses We might even pay them If we cover our losses No trip to Solihull Also called Moors Previously Borough One for the bores No Thameslink to Sutton Where you can’t get a pie Their plastic pitch Just made me cry No derby with Wrexham The end of the bubble Welcoming fans And no hint of trouble