A SANDWICH SHORT OF A PIC-NIC

Are you a case? Fruit, nut or basket? Is a screw loose You nutty nit-wit?

Maybe you’re potty Gormless or barmy Completely dotty A right raving loony

Do you go round The bend or the twist? You’re really not sound In this I persist

Are you as mad As hatter or hare? Off your head Or not quite all there?

Have you mislaid Marbles or mind? These I’m afraid You never will find

Whether you’re silly Stupid or bonkers You commit folly Like other plonkers

I still maintain Berserk of bananas Of sense not a grain Despite your endeavours

Well, you daft date Not the full shilling I must relate You have something missing

With bats in the belfry You’re a bird brainOr scatter or pea Batty I say again

Off your trolly Or loosing the plot? Acting daffy You say you forgot!

Do you seem loopy Completely barring Or a bit dozy? I keep on asking

Which is your head-Dense, thick or empty? It must be said Saw-dust’s a plenty!

Perhaps, you’re zany Or simply plain crazy You’re certainly insane To read this again!