The Oldie

What I’ve missed

In lockdown, Peter York missed drinks and master craftsmen

- Peter York

Lockdown desires

The last time I took some cash from an ATM,I had a moment of near panic when the machine asked for my password.

This lovely familiar figure – key to a good night out, a round of drinks and the taxi home – and part of the bi-weekly ritual suddenly seemed elusive. I hadn’t used it for months.

With nothing to spend cash on, my twice-weekly visits had stretched to one every five months.

My horizons had shrunk to the weekly food delivery – scanning the street from my balcony every five minutes for the familiar van – and the Amazon haul.

But, after a year of this, you want something more. According to a recent report, Brits will have £250 billion saved by this June.

In a weird, two-speed economy, with loads of unemployed – and more to come – in the retail, restaurant, travel and leisure sectors; there’s another group, better off precisely because they haven’t been shopping, eating out, drinking out and travelling.

You can see the divide, and its age. There’s a mass of high-spending baby-boomers who went out and away all the time. Mortgages paid up, pensions-funded up, they were seduced by ads, showing insanely fit versions of themselves in the Maldives or the rainforest­s.

Baby boomers have been huge luxury-spenders over the last thirty years because they’re ‘worth it’.

They’ve taken that crucial bourgeois-individual­ism-made-easy phrase to heart. But, at the same time, they remember 50s and 60s childhoods, where, by today’s standards, no-one had anything.

However North Oxford uppermiddl­e, however Swallows and Amazons a childhood, there was nothing to buy and nowhere to go.

People with nice, big houses didn’t all have nice, big central heating. It was a world of thick blankets and hot water bottles.

But, above all, baby-boomers are the last generation to be raised with parents and grandparen­ts who remembered the War. People who’d actually say, in a totally non-ironic way, ‘It’ll see me out,’ of a coat or carpet. People who believed that too much dry-cleaning would weaken a well-built suit.

This extravagan­ce was created by a generation symbolised by Viv Nicholson (the ‘spend, spend, spend’ 1961 pools winner brought up in poverty). A generation who remembered their parents quoting Macmillan’s ‘You’ve never had it so good’ of 1957 or Frank Norman’s ‘Fings ain’t what they used to be.’

Baby-boomer extravagan­ce came from a low base. It was always weighed down with all that folkloric vocabulary, pushed to a corner called funny stories about oldies that recurred in their golden years in mad LA or Monte Carlo.

So, as a baby-boomer myself, what do I really want now, if and when normality returns?

I want the serendipit­y of a layered evening in Soho, where you get a taxi because you’re running late.

You start with a drinks-time thing, then you peel off to bars (stay in Soho or slum it in Mayfair), see more people and get five or six off to supper somewhere.

Usually a taxi home, even though I’m a deep Tube-lover. Did I really spend all that money on an evening?

What I want even more is people doing jobs I can’t do. There’s a clever architect two streets away, who’s designed brilliant, bespoke storage in his own house.

I want him to do something like that for me: to counteract the idiotic deployment of space in a 90s conversion of my 1850s London house.

There’s the electricia­n I’ve given a clump of table lamps to rewire, replug and re-switch so they can be put to work again.

My handyman has been doing things for years at my old house and the place I rented while they did up the first – largely wrong– fix here. There’s a mass of things for him to do when he’s allowed back in.

A few years ago, I met a serious picture restorer at a party, who’d worked on lovely things from galleries or famous dealers. It turned out she lived up the road.

It was my first lockdown luxury: arranging a timed-to-the-second, no human contact transfer. I’ve got them back and up now and it’s been money very well spent.

Now I’m having a furniture restorer take the few things that deserve it – it’s a combinatio­n of value and sentiment – from their miles-away storage, glue back the bits that have fallen off, polish off the dog and cat damage on my animal-mad aunts’ things, and finish off with a subtle waxing – no high-gloss dealer’s shine. Can’t wait.

All the smart restaurant­s I went to have been emailing recently about their posh meals-on-wheels. I’ve started buying them as a weekend break from my relentless weekday diet: supermarke­t fish-and-two-veg.

I’m dressing better than I need to but also working my way through my clothes and working out what I can give away. And the same with small rugs and small furniture.

I give them to friends; it’s a kind of reverse extravagan­ce. But they pay a hefty price. They have to send me fulsome, inscribed photograph­s of the jacket or the rug in situ.

They always look great!

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