At my age sex is just electric

Doctors say people who can’t stop making puns may be suffering from a brain condition called Witzelsucht. And not just a bad case of appundicitis. SEX gives couples an “afterglow” that can last two days, researchers have just discovered.

A study of newlyweds found warm feelings between lovers carry on for up to 48 hours after rumpy pumpy and help them bond more closely.

And the psychologists in Florida reckon “people with a stronger sexual afterglow report higher levels of relationship satisfaction several months later”. Lovely. But why did they only ask the young couples?

Old romantics can enjoy that sexual afterglow too.

Especially when we forget to turn off the electric blanket. Did you all put your clocks forward by an hour last night? Great. Just remember they’ll be going back again after Article 50 is triggered on Wednesday. By about 60 years.