TAP DANCE OVER, ROY?

ROY HODGSON has turned down an invitation to go on Strictly Come Dancing.

And that’s a shame because I was looking forward to him explaining (over a foxtrot) how asking Harry Kane to take corner kicks in France last year was a sensible use of resources, that making six changes for the Slovakia game was the right call and the wretched embarrassment against Iceland was nothing to do with him.

Again.