MINISTER IS TOTTING UP

TRANSPORT ministerster John Hayes, MP for Southuth Holland and The Deepings, says his aim is to kiss a baby every day off the election campaign. n.

This is less ambitious than defending his party’s sociasocial care plans to elderly conconstituents. But what if John d doesn’t meet his target? Does he get baby withdrawal?withdra Maybe he dashes tto the nearest creche to top up his kissingki quota with several tots at once.