All make fun of the farm
UK farmers say outdated ideas about their profession are putting g off young and female recruits.
They’re all high-tech, dynamic, c, equal opportunity employers now w– – not straw-munching yokels with baling twine round their trouserss eyeing up comely milkmaids.
But rather than taking their threshing machines to The Wurzels els – who are still ooh-arring their way around the UK – they’ve stuck their pitchforks into a much-loved old nursery rhyme.
Yep, Old MacDonald’s Farm has been modernised.
Now “Young MacDonald has a farm, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
“And on that farm she has a drone, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.” What a lot of bullocks. I expect Humpty Dumpty will now be sent on a health and safety course and issued with EU-approved fall arrest equipmentent while Little Bo Peep has her flockk chipped for GPS-tracking.
Doctor Foster will get a weather her app on his iPhone and the Old Woman Who Lives in a Shoe will be referred to social services andd advised to have a coil fitted.
And Wee Willie Winkie can expect to have officers from Operation Yewtree rapping at his window. A SURVEY of airport security itemss reveals the weirdest travellers.. confiscated from full of shopp They include a case 100,000 in dummy hands, £ the penis Monopoly money, and a jarr from a Greek statue Someone e of sheep’s eyeballs. 12 even tried to smuggle on to a bags of goldfish been flight. Must have Finnair.