Modesty has gone Bjonkers

THE fashionistas tell me this summer’s hot look is a floaty, floral,fl floor-length frock with longlo sleeves and a high neck – akaa the “modesty dress”.

Nicole Kidman looked stunningst in her £2,500 number ata an awards bash while PippaP “bridesmaid bum” Middleton-Matthews was uncharacteristically covered up atS at So a I pal’s tried wedding.a couple on while

shoppingsho with a pal – and looked like a lumpy old sofa. We agreed I should stick to showing a little bit of leg, shoulder and cleavage,

That was until I returned from a night in a hotel having been eaten alive by BED BUGS.

I look like a walking join the dot puzzle – and the bed bugs apparently told the mosquitos I’m a free meal ticket too.

So now my hot summer look is the one, pictured right, modelled at a Spanish music festival by the bonkers singer Björk.