Killjoys have got a cheek

PENSIONER Laurence Perry has been ordered to remove a collection of mooning garden gnomes from outside his Cheshire home.

The little fellas are solar-powered and their bottoms light up at night so Mr Perry, 77, put them on a grass verge he’d cleared of litter to cheer up locals.

But council killjoys have now given them the bum’s rush, saying they’re “a distraction to motorists”.

I say it’s verging on the ridiculous.