3points to ponder

DESIGNERS in the US have been making bridal gowns from bog roll in the 12th annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest. Celebrating lav and marriage? A £500 reward is on offer to nab thieves who stole two champion wheels of cheddar from a Somerset county fair. Did they have it awhey on their toes? BUD the parrot helped convict his owner of murder after squawking “Don’t shoot!” in her dead husband’s voice. A new recruit for the Flying Squad?