ALICE, Sketch, Glen and Jay are the stars of Channel 4’s Tattoo Fixers, using their art smarts to help inking addicts who end up regretting g designs. Like 30-year-old Sarah, an otherwise level-headed mum of two who, after falling for a guy whose middle name was Pepper, decided on a novel way to immortalise their love. “Sensible went out the window,” she confessed after opting for a pair of cute salt and pepper pots on her thigh. When the couple split she was desperate to camouflage them. The clever cover-up was an exotic bird surrounded by flowers. That’s much better, petal.