YOGA BEER MAY BE BIG BOO B00

FEELING stressed after a hard week in the office? You need a good yoga session. What’s that? You’d rather have a couple of pints with your mates? No problem – now you can combine the two. Because the latest fitness craze is Beer Yoga – think bendy young millennials chilling out in the lotus position while cradling a bottle of over-priced craft ale to sip between poses. Organisers hope it will entice more men to do yoga, because they’re scared of being “the only man in a class surrounded by very bendy women”. Nah – they just don’t want to wear those trousers with the low-slung gusset. I regularly see men in warrior pose clutching their pints as bendy young women do downward-facing dog and empty their chakras before ending up in corpse pose. Just pop down to the local kebab shop around chucking-out time on a Friday or Saturday night.