Loose thinking is pants Andrea

TV Loose Woman, Andrea McLean, has suggested we menopausal women should wear badges marked “M” or “Hot Flush”on public transport so passengers are nice to us.

Andrea, 48, thinks folk would let us open a bus or train window during a snow storm if they know we were sweating cobs due to our hormonal changes.

“I think male commuters would say, ‘Ok, it’s fine, she’s burning up like a furnace, let her open the window, cut her a bit of slack,’” she says.

I’m all for educating people and breaking taboos about “the change”.

But Andrea, who’s flogging her new range of underwear for the menopausal (not ‘Loose Woman’ knickers, surely?) is having a laugh.

What about a “P” badge for when you’re having a period flush? Or a “PMT”one? Actually, no need for that. ‘Cos an overheated woman with PMT wouldn’t let the Beast from the East stop her opening the BLOODY WINDOW IF SHE WANTED TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIERS Morgan reckons he’s “the next Liam Neeson” and wants to star in a Hollywood blockbuster franchise, like Taken or Die Hard. Thank God he missed out on Lethal Weapon 5. That’s already been recast – and it’s not looking good...