3points to ponder

NATIONAL Trust bosses in Cornwall apologised to locals when an afternoon tea advert showed a scone spread with cream BEFORE the jam. Silly clots. That’s the preserve of folk in Devon. ROCK legend Roger Daltrey, 74, says he’s “very, very deaf” after 50 years playing live concerts with The Who. Should they now be The What??? FINLAND is the happiest country in the world, according to a new UN report. It used to have a high suicide rate and locals were considered introverted and unemotional. So Finns ain’t what they used to be?