LET’S NOT KLINGON TO IDS, RISHI

RISHI Sunak is off on a mission – but it probably won’t last five years – as head of the new National Space Council.

The Chancellor will seek new life, new civilisations and boldly go where no serving member of Her Majesty’s Government has gone before. Perhaps he could also find Iain Duncan Smith’s home world and drop him off. Warp factor nine, Mr Chekov.