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A MAN trampled by a herd of cows was saved from death when a can of cider in his rucksack took the full impact. Bullmers, presumably.

SPANDAU Ballet brothers Martin and Gary Kemp have made a mockumentary about their lives which airs on BBC2 tonight. It’s not True, but it could be TV Gold.

PRINCE Andrew’s pal Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested in the US. Do you think he’s sweating yet?