Tomas can wobble Toon

NEWCASTLE remain resolute in their ambition to have a more repugnant owner and might point out that West Ham’s lovely jubbly didn’t come from running a donkey sanctuary.

Andy Carroll is a 3/1 ‘anytime scorer’ bet (2.15pm) who hasn’t scored for either club anytime in 18 months. Punt big Hammer Tomas Soucek (left) ‘anytime’ instead at 11/2 (Fred).

Burnley are undervalued at 2/1 (Fred) to beat Sheffield United (12pm).