The Craft Club

It’s hard to thread our needles, as the eyes seem very small, And double-sided sticky tape is quite beyond us all.

Our cutting is all wonky, arthritis is to blame,

Our home-made cards just won’t stand up, which really is a

shame.

The knitting has dropped stitches, our crochet’s all askew, We lose our place in patterns because we often need the loo! We’ve had accidents with glitter, some spillages of paint, And a very awkward moment when glue made someone faint. But we love our weekly meetings and though little craft is done, There’s lots of joy and laughter, companionship and fun. We’d never miss a session because we know that secretly We just come for a natter, and a lovely cup of tea!

Mrs I.C., Woolton.