Di­ary Of A Bad Dad

The Peterborough Evening Telegraph - - Thornton on thursday -

So Baby T’s first Christ­mas has been suc­cess­fully ne­go­ti­ated with the only ca­su­alty my bank ac­count. It is now in such a state I may well put it on my CV when I ap­ply for my job as debt con­troller at Peter­bor­ough City Hospi­tal.

Baby T had a great time – although why mumhad to wrap up ev­ery sin­gle one of her presents is be­yond me. Not that Baby T didn’t like the wrap­ping pa­per - she loved it, along with any rogue pine nee­dles from the Christ­mastree.

It’s now only a mat­ter of weeks be­fore the next big mile­stone - Baby T’s first birth­day. No doubt she’ll be in­un­dated with yet more presents. I’m get­ting her some wrap­ping pa­per which I’m go­ing to wrap in wrap­ping pa­per.

Mrs T is al­ready plan­ning the party. I’m al­ready plan­ning my es­cape strat­egy.

I sus­pect you’ll find me in the cor­ner hug­ging the ( vodka) jel­lies.

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