Fruit bas­ket

The Peterborough Evening Telegraph - - Your Views -

One of the things I love about my job is its pre­dictably un­pre­dictable. For in­stance I never thought I would get to write the head­line KNIFE­MAN OVER­DOSED ON KIWI FRUIT. And what’s more I’m al­most cer­tainly the first per­son in the his­tory of the world to have done so (my as yet nonex­is­tant grand­chil­dren are al­ready sti­fling yawns at grandad’s ‘war sto­ries’.). Last week’s front page story was a re­mark­able one and prompted our of­fice wag to de­mand a change in our drugs laws to in­clude Class A, Class B and Class Vi­ta­min C.

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