Fruit basket

One of the things I love about my job is its predictably unpredictable. For instance I never thought I would get to write the headline KNIFEMAN OVERDOSED ON KIWI FRUIT. And what’s more I’m almost certainly the first person in the history of the world to have done so (my as yet nonexistant grandchildren are already stifling yawns at grandad’s ‘war stories’.). Last week’s front page story was a remarkable one and prompted our office wag to demand a change in our drugs laws to include Class A, Class B and Class Vitamin C.